Top 50 Reasons You Might Not Be Emergent

Over at JonathanBrink.com, there's a list of "Top 50 Reasons You Might Not Be Emergent". Pretty funny stuff. Here's a sample:

46. I don’t like Rob Bell’s hair.
41. I’m just not “certain” yet it’s the right way to go.
36. I heard you had to take yoga.

The complete list is here.